Back with a Bang!!! and with New Stuff…New Rules…New Knowlegde with fun
No Admission Interview this time because…
There is an ENTRANCE Test this time to join the first ever University of Nofap Community.
Read the whole post very clearly to pass the entrance test and join MU. You’ll find the test questions at the end
There will be a Background Theme every week or month. This theme has to be followed by everyone irrespective of their status as a mentor or mentee. This theme will be set by the admin. That’s me
The Theme would go on till every Mentee has participated in it. So if you want a New Theme, then motivate other mentees to do their work. Then there is always a kick on the butt!!
Like Harry Potter there would be HOUSES : (according to your psychophysical nature)
- Gaia (Physical)- Workout
- Psy (Mental)- Psychology
- Spirit (Spiritual)- Meditation, Spiritual science
- Intel (Intellect)- Philosophy, modern Science
Choose houses according to your preference. The Sorting hat takes account of your preference. You can change the house but only a few times. So think before you choose.
Mentors and Mentees alike are required to choose the Houses.
Where there are Houses, naturally there would be House Prefects. House prefects lead their houses to the Glory. To be a House Prefect 15 days semen retention is required. If a House Prefect relapses, one month time would be given to bounce back. A second chance. Then he/she would be replaced by another. Cut throat competition! Hahaha…
Don’t worry, we’re not cutting any throats here. We’ll help each other.
The Room of Requirement needs:
House Prefects: more than 15 days
House Mentors: more than 25 days (complete celibacy needed- no peeking)
Head of Mentors (HOM): more than 60 days (complete celibacy)
Mr. President: more than 90 days (complete celibacy)
Oh 1 more GOOD NEWS- There would be no Punishments for not doing your homework.
Being stuck in the addiction is enough a punishment.
Then there are CLUBS. Not dance clubs…nor fight clubs…
Made by the Mentees themselves consisting of Mentees. You can discuss the name of the club you want to have within yourselves. The goal of the ACs is to have friends accountable to each other and responsible for each other. You’ll connect with your club friends and ask them about their well being daily. You’ll listen to their problems and try to solve it.
When you have decided to make a club, write your club name and names of the Mentees within it. (You’ll find a section below where you’ll edit the second post and write yourself)
No Mentee should have more than one club.
Now there is a dreaded ATTENDANCE this time. (Mentees doing proxy will be hanged till death )
BBA (Before Bed Attendance)
Log in before going to bed and check in if you were successful in doing no fap or not.
Write only one thing that day which you were grateful for.
But if some naughty students don’t want to do it…their loss.
Classes for Everyone: RIGHT TO LEARN
Any Mentee can take part in any type of class they want as long as they want to.
Art & Craft
Meditation, Occult & Spirituality
Anyone Mentor or Mentee can teach these classes, provided they have knowledge and experience in these subjects. Proof poof! should be submitted to the admin before being allowed to teach the subjects. Proof could be either a certificate or just explaining why are you qualified to teach those subjects.
Suggestion Box: Drop your suggestions by DM’ ing the admin or Mr. President.
Take responsibility and do your own work: Add your name and update regularly.
And most important: you chicken!!
If you don’t want today to be your last day on earth, then don’t message the admin for joining MU without reading this 1000 pages of First Post.
You know nothing Jon Snow!! Therefore be HUMBLE in this group and answer the following entrance questions and wait for the exam to be clear. And don’t poke the admin for it every 5 minutes!
Your Ticket to get Entrance in MU:
SORRY! MENTEES ADMISSION CLOSED FOR NOW
Q1. What is love to you?
Q2. Do you think if anything is possible, it’s still possible for anything to be impossible?
Q3. What music would you choose to play every time you walk into a room?
Q4. Do fish have a thirst for water?
Q5. Who are you really?
Q6. If man developed from monkeys, why do we still have monkeys?
Q7. If you punch yourself in the face and it hurts, are you weak or strong?
Q8. What do you usually think about while you are on the toilet?
Q9. Which superpower would you not want?
Q10. Will someone ever be able to live forever? Explain Death.
Rules will change because change is the only constant. So keep your eyes always on the sky. Which means…on the first post.