How can you get more beautiful Penis?

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Noooo i don’t. Why should I ? This forum is about nofap so about touching ur di- what means u could also ask these kind of questions and i think every man should know how to take care of his little buddy + may making it appear more beautiful. Maybe someone could recommend for example a cream

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What’s so funny lol ?

Nah. I already got that

Good for you very nice

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Well then there’s some steps that you need to follow to have a beautiful penis.

Step 1: have a good pubic haircut.

Everyone has pubic hair, but not everyone has a pubic haircut. Make sure that your pubic haircut is on trend to please the modern women. You can keep it trimmed like a buzz cut it have a fade. You can colour it but nothing too flamboyant.

Step2: take care of your pubic hair.

Shampoo atleast 2 times a week and condition it regularly. You can apply an oil or an egg mask once a week and use hair cream or hair spray to keep the pubic hair looking dapper.

Step 3: penis skin care.

The classic routine is a must. That is wash and condition it twice a day. You can also apply anti aging cream to prevent it from wrinkling up. Also never forget to apply sunscreen on your dick before you go flashing everyone in the sun

Step 4: Cologne for your dick.

You have to make sure your dick smells nice. Make sure you don’t use those cheap ass body spray like axe and shit. Use cologne. Always cologne. Everyone knows the 6 spots on your body to put cologne but not everyone knows the 6 spots on your dick to apply cologne. I’ll tell you. One spray on each of the balls, one on the tip of your dick, one on top of the dick, one between the dick and the balls and one under the balls. It’s very important to smell fresh when your lady is gonna go under

Step 5: dick workouts

Many think that jacking off is working out your dick, it’s not. If you really need to have a jacked up dick, you need to lift weights with it. Tie some weight around your dick and suspend it while standing and try to have an erection. Getting it up is one rep. Do atleast 15 reps for 3 sets, 3 times a week.

Step 6: last but not least, makeup for the dick.

If there’s a special day and you are sure that you are gonna get action, make sure you apply some make up to make your dick looks presentable. Lipstick on the tip of the dick looks good but it’s optional

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We sure are dumb. @06.b.0.y.3 bro thanks for asking such an important question. Most of the people don’t know how important it is.

Thanks @GOVIND-19 for giving such a wonderful answer. Only pro will know these details. Especially the 6 spots of the dick for cologne part. Man never could find it any book.

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Wtf …:sweat_smile::joy::joy::joy:
He should start lifting with his dick whenever he gets urge

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My dick just lifted 2 kg weights. Thanks @GOVIND-19 bhai. I need no longer Fap because now I have a detachable dick​:joy::joy:.

How to determine dick age??

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Just decorate it with coriander leaves and garnish it with chillies and lemon.

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No probs bro. I have a responsibility to pass down sacred knowledge such as this to those in need

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Ahhh should have started with 1 kg. Noob mistake :joy:

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Look at pictures of actresses from the 60s till now. The moment it stands up, calculate the years til now. Thats the age

Ps. Don’t

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And then what? Hang it on the door frame?:joy::joy::joy:

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I would like to add one more very important point:

Step 7: Penis meditation:
As we all know meditation clears your head. This meditation has the similar purpose, it clears the dickhead. This includes standing on your head with legs open under a waterfall/shower, assisting it with residing in mountains for a fixed period of times produces better results.

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@06.b.0.y.3 if you manage to follow these 7 steps even upto some extent you will have a gorgeous dick and a clear dick head in no time.
But keep in mind consistency is the key, have patience, results will show up.

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Hey guys come on…

@06.b.o.y.3 is feeling bad as it is… I mean you guys also struggle with erectile dysfunction or some insecurities about down there… I mean I also had it… It is not nice guys we are here to help and build each other up and this isn’t a very good way of giving him support.

@06.b.0.y.3 it is a very hard thing to advise you on this… I also felt sad about my dick. I mean we all kinda do feel maybe that it is a bit on the small side or it looks bad. Since guys on porn vids have these huge ones… but yeah it is what porn does to us all and we don’t really wanna admit it… Well, this is a psychological thing we go through… You can get surgery and yeah man scaping is also a way to go… As mentioned jelqing is an option and also kegel exercises is one exercise to help for erections. Well you won’t get a bulkier dick tho sadly, but it can improve some aspects of how you feel about your dick…

Well, as I said physiologic it is a battle… I am sure you have a nice dick… Not that I would know that but you know how it looks and it is important to feel proud about it… The thing is you gotta affirm yourself to be happy with your body and also be happy with your dick. That could be achieved through your grooming and also telling yourself on what a nice dick you have… Or seek physiological help on it to get better advice on considering surgery or maybe to teach you better affirmation techniques.

In the end man know no matter how truely you want the “perfect” size and be a “god” amongst men with the biggest or longest dick there is not really a thing were you’d fall out of the sex pool if your dick ain’t that big … remember it is how you use it !! and if you are comfortable and happy you’ll make any girl happy with the confident usage of it! So embrace your life with your awesome dick…

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